August 2011
goodnight cruel world
princess-diana:
mileyhighrus:
I don’t get why people are always so excited about Shark Week. Every month, my body goes through it.
YEAH BUT SHARKS ARE AWESOME THEY CAN SMELL BLOOD FROM REALLY FAR AWAY YOUR BLOOD JUST SMELLS
I don’t get why people are always so excited about Shark Week. Every month, my body goes through it.
High speed chase outside my damn house
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aaajmachine asked: How big is your cock??
Ok fine if you fuckers want my penis on your dash,...
godh8sfags:
GOOD LUCK
i'm answering the next 10 questions 100% honest →
I’ve felt like complete ass this entire day. NOPE TO LIFE
imfamousontumblr:
my hobbies include lying to my doctor about being sexually active
Let’s just all remember the great words in the bible that I own explaining gay marriage:
“Man should not lie with man like he would lie with woman. I hate that.”
I hate that
I hate that
I hate that
I hate that
ohjaredharley:
if you can’t take a joke, then you shouldn’t be on this site.
uhhhhhhhhhhhhh asked: 24
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gothdiva:
✔ Never had anal sex. ✔ Never been gang raped. ✔ Never been fisted by Jesus. ✔ Never was involved in bestiality. ✔ Never had sex with my Grandpa. Put this as your status, and whoever likes it thinks you’re lying. (:
Anonymous asked: Beecauuse. Idk. I just am anon for this , ahaha
Anonymous asked: Aha k well if you find any good ones, well I'm just send you an ask later and ask ,, ahaha
Anonymous asked: k cause I'm trying to find like some good ones but I'm not sure where to actually find them .. Ahahayeahh
I'm so gay, but i'm so anti-gay it's not even...
Anonymous asked: Do you actually look at nude blogs or was that sarcasm ?
rivercitysisters:
i had the most epic fucking meal tonight. Bacon all over the chicken, in the potatoes, and with the broccoli - omg delicious and life altering.
Made by me because I’m fucking amazing!
